Why does Andrew sound like he's giving birth?
 

It's only a letter ffs :facepalm:

Ikr! He's only been in there like.. a week! :joker: He's my least fave by far (maybe apart from elleh) he makes me embarrassed to be Scottish. A MESS.

I know right? I find it hard to believe that he's not been away from his gran and sister for more than 10 days before

Yeah but usually you do get to contact them/ hear from them in some way.

But I still find it OTT.

It's not your fault.You can't blame yourself.These things happen:laugh:

It's all practice for his future acting role

He did a very selfless thing and I applaud him for that. Most of the others would never think about other people rather than themselves

And then made a massive meal of it.

It wasn't selfless.It was a purely selfish act

:joker: this task is horrendous, why was Ellie hyperventilating before she knew what she was getting, at least Kieran and his Mum were normal, he deserves to win for that alone, the only reason they want to see their family is so they get an inkling of how they are being perceived, nothing more, apart from Debs and obs the dog wasn't giving anything away :laugh:

It's only 10 bloody days though, that was a ridiculous over reaction, you'd swear he'd just been told they'd died. Everyone knows already what the letter would have said. . We love you, we're so proud blah blah

I know it was over the top. But I guess we will never know what it's like to be locked away from our loved ones even for a short time.

How would you know what giving birth sounds like? :suspect:
Sounded more like he was having an asthma attack.

Maybe he has kids or watched ine born every minute?

I've been on the front seat of two births.I've seen and heard things that'd make your toes curl.

:laugh3:

Thanks for the chuckle Niamh, I've needed it after the week i've had! :laugh:

Thats some lofty presumptions you make there, but I get your point. Could have just said yes.

:laugh:

That's not my style

:laugh: so you're style is being overly dramatic then lol.

To be fair to you you didnt state what births you were referring to and I would worry (no offense intended) but seriously he sounded like he was gonna collapse from lack of oxygen. I still feel a bit bad for him given hes only 1 of two who turned theirs down.

I know but it's only ten days.It was very OTT.I think he wanted to look like the martyr and he did it for his own image.

I felt this about Sue with her dog, I mean I know people are attached to their pets but she had only been in there 9 days.

I had lovely quiet tearless births.:smug:
Well, a little moan with the first one.:laugh:

Where was andrews friends channy and raphy, they left him weeping in the bedroom. Only the other bedroom came to comfiort and thank him.

He is actually pathetic. Same with his 'dirty dangerous person' malarky the other night. What Simone said was obviously true to warrant such a reaction :D

Oh the drama !! what a prize tit he is