Getting the most out of a limp cabbage
 

If Andrew must look like that weird member of the 19th century French royal family, that one that lives in the attic or whatever, then let's use his total lack of style to our advantage. Can we have a game where other HMs chase him around without wearing pants, and when they catch him they chop his head off? Is that going too far for Channel 5?

Or, if Andrew likes to wear those Mr Toad Wind-in-the-Willows racing goggles, how about the HMs hunt him down (again without pants), and when he is cornered take him to see Mr Badger? Can Andrew handle Mr Badger?