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Mrluvaluva 24-04-2007 12:07 PM

The latest doll in doggy style
 
from www.metro.co.uk

We've all been there – finding that our dog is just a little too keen to be friendly with our leg.

But now a French designer has come up what he describes as the first dog sex toy in a bid to end canine frustration.

The Hotdolls are plastic playmates specifically shaped so their hips feel like a female dog.

They are covered with a 1cm-thick technogel skin to keep them soft to the touch. The dolls are supplied in two colours, black and white, and there is a choice of two sizes.

Some added female odour spray helps make the encounters even more lifelike.

Designer Clement Eloy, 24, said the Hotdolls are a 'natural way to control a dog's sexual impulses'.

He said he came up with the idea after his friend's dog had to get his sexual kicks from a cushion.

He added: 'I wondered why they didn't have these dolls for dogs. As humans we can control our impulses, but dogs just cannot do that.'

~Kizwiz~ 24-04-2007 12:09 PM

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwww

lily. 24-04-2007 12:09 PM

That's like the duck in "Click". U seen it?

~Kizwiz~ 24-04-2007 12:10 PM

It looks like a duck....:hugesmile:

Mrluvaluva 24-04-2007 12:12 PM

You would have to clean the hole out after your dog had finished.

~Kizwiz~ 24-04-2007 12:14 PM

Baz............ eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew....yuck

lily. 24-04-2007 12:16 PM

Does it have a hole?

Mrluvaluva 24-04-2007 12:18 PM

I assume so. Or does it just rub against it? Either way, it will need cleaning afterwards.

lily. 24-04-2007 12:19 PM

Aye, I suppose it has to shoot it's load somewhere.. but if it's wipeable stuff it's made of then surely that's better than having to clean it off the sofa?

Mrluvaluva 24-04-2007 12:22 PM

Do you think the dog would become more active with a doll? And if it offloads, it might not just go on the doll if it ain't got a hole.

lily. 24-04-2007 12:24 PM

I don't know much about dogs to be honest, but I don't see how it would become more active. The only difference would be that it wouldn't get in trouble for humping it as opposed to humping the vicar's leg when he came for tea.

But, as for it's load, again, I'm not sure how much it shoots either. I mean, is it the same as humans? Does it depend on how long it's been since their last offload?

Mrluvaluva 24-04-2007 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stropz
I don't know much about dogs to be honest, but I don't see how it would become more active. The only difference would be that it wouldn't get in trouble for humping it as opposed to humping the vicar's leg when he came for tea.

But, as for it's load, again, I'm not sure how much it shoots either. I mean, is it the same as humans? Does it depend on how long it's been since their last offload?

Never really gone into it. :yuk: Just thought if the dog had a doll, it might like to do it more often? And as for comparing the dogs load to a humans, I suggest you google it to find out some more info.

lily. 24-04-2007 12:32 PM

Well, it was you who brought this up, so don't be using the YUK! smiley on me dah-lin.. :thumbs:

Mrluvaluva 24-04-2007 12:39 PM

Yes but I didn't ask to discuss the ins and outs of the dogs "stuff". :nono:

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

lily. 24-04-2007 12:40 PM

Oh well, I shall leave this thread since it's obviously troubling your delicate constitution. :wink:

Mrluvaluva 24-04-2007 04:44 PM

Aye it is. No need for filth woman! :nono:

Ruth*Star 24-04-2007 05:18 PM

Ewwwwwwww.
Thats Just Wrong.

Sophii3x 24-04-2007 06:00 PM

That is just wrong! :yuk:

Mrluvaluva 24-04-2007 08:15 PM

Has anyone got a dog? Who is willing to get one and let their dog try it out? lol. And give us feedback? A social experiment so to say.

andybigbro 24-04-2007 08:46 PM

lol thats wrong

Z 25-04-2007 06:20 PM

I was more disgusted by Stropz' crude language. :angel: no more!

lily. 25-04-2007 06:23 PM

Shuddup... U had to drag this thread back out just to say that.. :tongue:

Mrluvaluva 26-04-2007 11:12 AM

If everybody got offended by Stropz' language then there would be no members on here! :joker:

lily. 26-04-2007 11:52 AM

Aye, thanks for that. Anyway, Greg wasn't really offended. He can dish it out worse than me mate!

Sunny_01 26-04-2007 11:55 AM

Now that is beyond the realms of wrong :shocked:


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