More Sam faces a grilling from... ELLIE'S MUM!
 

"She was walking home with a Kebab in her hand..needed a wee, but wouldn't put the Kebab down, so she just walked and wee'd"

:umm2:

What a lovely girl.

Why does he look like he's reading off cue cards

i did see that too nervous

leave em alone. If they split now they will no doubt bump into each other in Lidl or aldi one day soon.

Or a kebab shop.

Where she'll be pissing herself again.

Choosing to walk along peeing herself rather than put down a kebab and pooing in a lift? Picking someone else's nose, and choosing to put her head under the covers to smell someone else's fart? Seriously!? Is that the behaviour of a nice, normal Northern lass!? I don't think so. Gruesome!

Those are stories I definitely wouldn't be sharing so proudly if I was her mum!

They're both gone, BBUK Twitter account. N o b o d y c a r e s.

Just a nice normal girl!

Yuk