Dereks partner's weekend
 

Ok you f.ckers who voted for Derek, this is the future, Derek explaining what his partner will have done coming down from Stockport for the eviction

She won't stay the whole weekend because she will be alone, so will go home to their dogs until Tuesday, when she may come back again, if he is nommed

Now I have a dog, that I love more than anything, but I'm struggling to .........zzzzzzzzzxzz

The only good think I can think of Derek is that he clearly loves his dogs...

That's it...absolutely nothing else...except I don't know how he's still there...

I'm still at a loss for words :joker:

Staggeringly bad decision

Get ready for the snoozing

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Well in Derek. The right choice made tonight. The sh!t stirrer's are out.

And what will we be left with, when all the active people go out??

They're all active.

What you mean is, what will we be left with, when all the people who act like tw@ts go out?

It was Sam, Malcolm and the ghost of Stella voting

What about Mary?

Listen, I'm the worst one for getting rid of the bad, but actually it just ends up being boring as f.ck