Which laws have you broke?
 

Name all the laws you’ve broke in your life :hee:

Being too hot

https://i.imgur.com/furBn1Y.gif

Just no. :dog:

Underage drinking ermm I think that's it

this

impersonating law -

trying to be a poet
but every day fail
a apology I owe it
TIBB is where I will mail.
every time exposed
its all to do with interaction
threads left empty and dry to be decomposed
but that is my fatal attraction. :joker:

Every time you try your best
With your poems my patience they do test
Why cant you give it a bloody rest
Mine are clearly the absolute best

I do concede
thesheriff is the best
not going to argue for all to read
because I will be in lock down under arrest.

I'm only playing, its not easy doing what you do!

Underage drinking & smoking, drug abuse and shoplifting (shoplifting was when I was like ten mind and used to just pinch sweets and cans etc. from the newsagents, in my defence all my friends did it who I walked home from school with)

I stole a 5p bag x

The laws of physics when I fell though a skylight about 15 feet and landed on the floor with only a few cuts and bruises.

id forgotten me key you see and did not want to wake up da burd

:skull:

nothing :hee:

I have contacted the authorities. Enjoy your time in prison little miss.

Nice trick, undercover cop. You cant get me so easily.

Not here for doing this in case my IP gets tracked and the police come for me tomorrow

I stole a ring from Paultons Park when I was seven.

Speeding

:joker:

You don't even get arrested breaking laws anymore

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/z...heyd-arrest-me

You're going to jail, Missy.

Watching movie torrents. :p