Paul Pops the Question!
 

Written by ROB

Mr Clarke, down on that knee, now!

"Here's the deal":

H: Why are we out here in the shed Paul Clarke? It's all dark and there's cobwebs in my hair! Uuuur, they’re all in my hair!

P:It don't bloody matter mate! Your hair looks fine.

H: Umm, no, I don't think so!!

P: Helen..

H: What Paul?

P: You know I said I've lived my adult life like an international pop star..

H: Yes Paul

P: Well, I want you to be my roadie on a massive inter-galactic tour of the universe through multiple dimensions into infinity!

H: What?

P: I want you to be with me all the time.

H: Why?

P: Cos I do!

H: Can I wear Glitter?

P: Yeah, course you can!

H: And be all sparkly?

P: Yeah.

H: And do dancin'?

P: Yeah, I love to see you dancin'

H: And we'll still do lots of stuff?

P: Yeaaahhh!

H: Does stuff mean STUFF?

P: Yeah

H: I wanna do lots of stuff

P: No S**T!

H: Alright then

P: Cool

H: Paul..

P: Yeah

H: What's infinity mean?