chicken fat thief - DFC handsworth ( a news story with weight )
 

chicken fat thief - DFC handsworth 05.11.17
　
fast food is booming
and the uk has a crisis
a major catastrophe is looming
the casualties will dw aft those from ISIS.
every street is licking
apart from highgate turf
road to road of chicken
its not a exception in handsworth.
one man was hooked
at 45 addiction was a factor
not prepared for it to be cooked
he went to rob through the extractor.
the shame now stings
will he regret in the H.M.P can
they won't be doing spicy wings
or even donner in a nann.
london fire-brigade gade sealed lips
the 2am call put them in no flap
not even worked a appetite for chicken strips
DFC said thank you with a chicken wrap.
i present the news
sorry if i made you cry
distorted are all my views
but my moral is never get high on your own supply.

https://www.metro.news/un-clucky-fas...uck-in/805892/