who is bigger ? ant or dec ?
 

big ant and huge dec 24.11.17




my respect won't compromise

it really is overpowering

the village equalled a down size

like dec no longer towering.

its beautiful humour

never a pest or menace

i will drop a malicious rumour

when out i will stir the pot for dennis.

its the key to success

like winning over a lady

stand up and stand tall even if less

dec i spotted you laughing with slim shady.

thank you for the chuckle

with every gag was a clue

been through a intense buckle

don't need dec to do up my shoe.

its great to escape

after last night i woke shiny

clean humour with no barrel scrape

my gratitude is no dec as its not tiny.

There is no Ant without Dec and vice versa

Nearly everything they say is scripted, there is no one else doing the the same double act so they dominate tv.

telling a joke is reciting a script, there are very few comedians that are adhoc funny.

But they have not wrote the script, good comedians write their own script, ant and Dec are presenters not comedians.

a lot of the "best" comedians don't write their own scripts either, they have teams of script writers behind them :laugh:

Who's bigger? Not Dennis Wise because he's a very small man! :)

Dec seems like his packing

this joke is said so often its boring now


still laugh :laugh:

Is this a joke? :joker:, height wise Dec is a very small man like Dennis :hee:. Fame wise they're the same I'd say .