Yes to Kayleigh, but not to our Jemma! :bawling:

Nicola and jemma out already? SERIOUSLY

Forgot to add the hint, added it now!

Jemma the Enigma

imagine thinking Nicola and Jemma aren't in the Top 5

only an Isabelle or Chanelle win can save this!

She is miles better and nicer than kayleigh and jemma

I will NEVER understand how Nicola could be considered worse than Austin, Jemma and Kayleigh

51.
Joe Quaranta
BB18 - 5th Housemate Evicted - 15 nominations

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...trip=all&w=640

Joe was in my view, an even worse Chelsea Singh. He was a housemate who considered himself better than others and the boss because he was the oldest and spends a lot of time in Spain with his 26-year old girlfriend Elle-Jaye running a nightclub. When he had an argument with Rebecca about her smile irritating him (what a petty thing to say) he got up in a way that suggested aggression, which is just not OK.

Everyone nominated him except Lotan and Tom in Week 3, and had it been a vote to save, he would have gone, but no, Elle-Jaye had to vote 30 times more and Rebecca got evicted. What a tragedy.

I could go into the argument with Andrew, but I’ll save that for his cut (which won’t be a long wait, because he’s an arse as well) and one more thing, Sue was right, he does look 70!

What planet was Emma on when she said otherwise :conf:

Who’s out next?

Brandi Glanville and Jasmine Waltz exist

I don't understand the reasoning behind the Jemma and especially Nicola cuts at all

50.
Simone Reed
BB18 - 6th Housemate Evicted - 0 nominations

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...trip=all&w=640

**** me is this girl overrated. I genuinely forgot about her after launch night and when it was announced that the Second Chancers were going back in, I thought “Oh yeah, her” and simply moved on with my life as one does, anticipating Sue’s entry.

But she was a right mess, it has to be said. She pissed in bottles, jumped around with bread inbetween her arsecheeks, tried to piss in the sink, said that Andrew didn’t have a penny to his name (fast forward a couple of days later, he has £33,900 but that’s another story) and generally pissed a lot of people off.

Then she was evicted with what was probably around 75% of the public vote to evict, and said in her exit interview about her past, which kind of redeemed her in a way, and I started to dismiss everything as just being a grieving situation. However, she soon turned all that redeeming herself around when she spat on Andrew during the live final. Disgusten

Fyi, I sound like I’m a massive Andrew stan in these past few posts. I’m not.



49.
Chloe Ferry
CBB19 - 5th Housemate Evicted - 1 nomination

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...trip=all&w=596

When Chloe Ferry entered CBB, I thought oh dear Christ, this girl will be removed from the house quicker than Tila Tequila did. I’d seen her on Geordie Shore, and I didn’t like what I saw. Far too much shouting at Marty McKenna, who is equally is annoying, and screaming about her desire for chicken nuggets.

She did not make a good first impression, by shouting “Santa Claus!” at James C (He did play Santa in Narnia, but I doubt that was why) riding on top of whatever animal it was that year and shouting “If ya get ho-nee, ya can rub ya clit on hee-ah”

And throwing chicken at Calum Best. Ugh, I was ecstatic when she was evicted, because she’s such a bloody state.

Next!

Clue as to who’s next:

**** me @ Chloe, Jemma and Nicola all being culled within the first 6

Why the **** is Ellie still in?

Bianca, Trisha, Kieran, Danan, Jamie and Calum all should be out before these

Like the hint says, next up is a showmance, which means both housemates involved in the showmance will be out.

Agree with all of this except replace Dangerous Danan with Ellie

48.
Sam Chaloner
BB18 - 8th Housemate Evicted - 1 nomination (if being evicted by Andrew counts)

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...trip=all&w=672

I would just like to start off by apologising for any controversial cuts. My reality TV opinion rarely reflects the majority, and I realise that placing Nicola McLean as the 2nd last housemate of the year.

You may realise that I have started this review of Sam by talking about someone else. That’s because he is so bloody boring and dour, that I can hardly think of anybody else to say about him apart from his dull relationship with Elleh!

The reason he is ranked higher than Nicola and Jemma and them is because Sam was pretty inoffensive in general, and never did or said anything outrageous. The only things that spring to mind is letting Isabelle nominate herself instead of him, which tbf probably wasn’t out of malice, more out of sheer stupidity.

I would include the comment about “the woman should pay on a date or whatever” but a) I can’t even remember what it even was that he said
and b) I don’t even remember whether this was Sam or not.

Such an irrelevance.


Your wish is my command!

47.
Ellie Young
BB18 - 10th Housemate Evicted - 5 nominations

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...trip=all&w=666

Ellie was a major disappointment. On launch night, I thought that she was a friendly, likeable, pretty, potential winner. However, she was ****e.

I think she would have been ok if there had been no Lotan or Sam in the house, but just a bunch of Raphs, Imrans, Sukhvinders and Sues in the house who weren’t looking for any sort of love, and she would just be the friendly funny girl that was on Big Brother.

However, she tried to get with Lotan, he turned out to be a major twat, Sam appeared in the dating challenge, admitted he liked Ellie, Sam entered the house, the pair turned into a pair of bores.

And don’t get me started on the whole “HIT MEH! HIT MEH! YOU TWO ARE FOOKIN INSANE!” mess ugh

Clue as to who’s next:

'HIT MEH! HIT MEH!' was and still is iconic

After all the **** she put him through, Sam doesn't deserve to be lower than Bullie Ellie. She was also absolutely horrible to Isabelle and it should get brought up more often

How the hell is Jamie 'Adulterer' O-Hara still in?

Yeah that's pretty awful

Even though Ellie was a disappointment, she should've not placed that low...

46.
Paul Danan
CBB20 - 5th Housemate Evicted - 3 nominations

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Dangerous Danan’s in the house… says it all.

He pressed the ****ting fire alarm and claimed he mistook it for the diary room button. He was treated like some sort of god in there, even though he was a dick. Like a young David Van Day. When he was evicted, the public was so disappointment. Myself? Overcome with joy. My god, he pisses me off. He said that he wanted to be in third place. Aw hell naw, third place is for the good housemates. So he can get to ****.

Clue as to who’s next:

Classic :joker: