Rank the Black Mirror episodes
 

Every single one!




1. White Bear
2. Shut Up and Dance
3. San Junipero
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4. Fifteen Million Merits
5. Nosedive
6. The National Anthem
7. Playtest
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8. Hated in the Nation
9. Be Right Back
10. Men Against Fire
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11. The Entire History of You
12. White Christmas
13. The Waldo Moment



Don't remember much about 12 and 13 so that's why they're at the bottom. The top three are interchangeable.

1. San Junipero
2. White Bear
3. The Entire History of You
4. Be Right Back
5. Nosedive
6. Playtest
7. Hated In the Nation
8. Men Against Fire
9. White Christmas
10. The National Anthem
11. Shut Up And Dance
12. The Waldo Moment

White Bear
San Junipero
The Entire History of You
Hated in the Nation
Be Right Back
Nosedive
White Christmas
Fifteen Million Merits
Shut Up and Dance
The National Anthem
Playtest
Men Against Fire
The Waldo Moment

All excellent but

White Bear
Hated In the Nation
Nosedive
Playtest
Shut Up And Dance
San Junipero
The National Anthem
The Entire History of You
The Waldo Moment
Fifteen Million Merits
Be Right Back
Men Against Fire
White Christmas

1. Hated in the Nation
2. Shut Up and Dance
3. White Bear
4. Men Against Fire

5. The National Anthem
6. San Junipero
7. Nosedive
8. Playtest

9. Be Right Back
10. The Entire History of You

11. Fifteen Million Merits
12. White Christmas
13 The Waldo Moment

Poor Waldo

Of the ones I've watched

1. Shut Up And Dance
2. San Junipero
3. Nosedive
4. Men Against Fire
5. The National Anthem
6. Playtest
7. Fifteen Million Merits

I think the overall message of it was great and weirdly prophetic but I just wouldn't watch it again because of how annoying the Waldo character was.

White Christmas
San Junipero
White Bear
Shut Up and Dance
Be Right Back
Hated in the Nation
Men Against Fire
Nosedive
Fifteen Million Merits
The Entire History of You
The National Anthem
Playtest
The Waldo Moment

I literally can't remember anything about it lmao. All I know is, is that it was the weakest of series 2.

He basically predicted the rise of a character like Trump getting power

I've watched all but White Christmas now so...

1. White Bear
2.. Shut Up And Dance
3. San Junipero
4. Hated in the Nation
5. The Entire History of you
6. Nosedive
7. Men Against Fire
8. Be Right Back
9. The Waldo Moment
10. The National Anthem
11. Playtest
12. Fifteen Million Merits

I have to say though White Bear was leagues better than any of them, it was such uncomfortable viewing, you didn't know what to feel in the end, it was horrifically terrifyingly great

Yeah it kinda left me suspicious of the plotline for Shut Up and Dance in a way, though, I just had a hunch something was wrong with the main character as soon as it started (with the toy in.... McDonalds was it?)

I watched that before White Bear so I wasn't suspicious, I don't remember the toy though

And who said chivalry was dead?

I'd say S3 was better than S4 on the whole

White Bear
Black Museum
Hated In the Nation
Nosedive
Metalhead
Playtest
Shut Up And Dance
San Junipero
USS Callister
The National Anthem
The Entire History of You
Hang The DJ
The Waldo Moment
Fifteen Million Merits
Arkangel
Be Right Back
Men Against Fire
Crocodile
White Christmas

Updated list


#1. White Bear (S2)
#2. Shut Up and Dance (S3)
#3. USS Callister (S4)
#4. San Junipero (S3)
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#5. Nosedive (S3)
#6. Fifteen Million Merits (S1)
#7. Hang the DJ (S4)
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#8. Crocodile (S4)
#9. Hated in the Nation (S3)
#10. The National Anthem (S1)
#11. Black Museum (S4)
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#12. Be Right Back (S2)
#13. Playtest (S3)
#14. White Christmas (S2)
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#15. Arkangel (S4)
#16. The Entire History of You (S1)
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#17. Metalhead (S4)
#18. Men Against Fire (S3)
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#19. The Waldo Moment (S2)

White Christmas
San Junipero
White Bear
USS Callister
Hang the DJ
Shut Up and Dance
Be Right Back
Hated in the Nation
Crocodile
Men Against Fire
Nosedive
Metalhead
Fifteen Million Merits
Black Museum
The Entire History of You
The National Anthem
Arkangel
Playtest
The Waldo Moment

Hang the DJ is this season's San Junipero. A perfectly acceptable and cute episode whose popularity I can't comprehend.

The Entire History of You is an underrated legend with Queen Jodie Whittaker.

I liked it, I thought it was a thrilling and intriguing concept, but it was just a bit too quiet for me.

On a related note, do we know why it was called Hang the DJ or am I being thick? :worry:

Nosedive is the true underrated queen imo!