stop the emmerdale golf course petition - will you sign ?
 

highgate/emmerdale golf petition - please sign 29.12.17

calling on local residents
even if this you won't toast
stopping golf must take precedence
it will haunt like the highgate post.
the people behind do poke
really making the heart race
let me reassure this is no master stroke
if it happens its no ace.
beautiful is our apron
emmerdale may not be adequate
totally hidden by sheldon
yorkshire residents will not display etiquette.
driven by the slice
into emmerdale it will syringe
lisa and zack should have took first price
hanging now is the fringe.
jimmy king i label a skank
i hope on mr golf you are to bluff
the whole village you will skank
it will be your biggest duff.

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