cucumberGATE
 

cucumberGATE 27.01.18
　
a first for big brother
tonight we all did sample
a genuine guy did smother
andrew doing enough to stay was not ample.
was he a great pretender
the game plan done in no lab
still the fish comment leaving ladies tender
good by to the gift of the gab.
next out was music by sony
standing up as a feminist
average one of the lads was johny
fighting for ann makes him a extremist.
very happy with silver and bronze
great were these numbers
jess proved shes not one of the blonds
it was true about the cucumbers.
3rd out is a mistake
CBB will for sure be crapper
this guy gets a forward head shake
thank you for your time dappa.

Haha. I won't attempt a poetic reply. :D