SD Comedy Thread
 

Basically this thread is for posting your serious news comedy skits here... so things like SNL (maybe US only?), Colbert, Youtube, etc. Your source, your choice, but it better be comedy too :nono:

I think sometimes it's nice to be informed about current events but maybe also be entertained a bit in the process, right?

First contribution

I thought this was going to be a thread full of SD-related comedy. I'm genuinely disappointed. Can we just do limericks or something? Dirty jokes? :smug:

There was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he’d at last found a tight ‘un.
He said, “Oh my love,
It fits like a glove.”
Said she, “But you’re not in the right ‘un.”

There was a chap called TS
He thinks the UK a terrible mess
He doesn't like Tories
And you can tell from his stories
That he thinks Scotland's the best

I once knew a man called Leather Trumpet
Who was partial to a buttery crumpet
He didn't mind the Tories
As long as none of them were snorey
And he didn't have to have Boris as his strumpet

There once was a lady called Jaxie
Who liked to make poems about Tories
She did one about TS
and one about LT
And I wrote one that didn't rhyme!

There once was a chap called LT
Who made friends with a bad tempered Bee
Which gave him a Sting
On his poor little Thing
And stopped him from having a Wee

I knew this young fisherman called TS
Who went to church in his lucky red Vest
But it wasn't God
Who touched up his Cod
It was the Vicar the dirty old Sod

Never say I'm a one trick tory writing pony. :hee:

:nono: fixed it

There once was a chap called LT
Who made friends with a bad tempered Bee
Which stung him so long
On his massive big shlong
And stopped him from having a Wee

fixed

There was a TiBBer called Maru
Who wasn't quite sure what to do
So she jumped up and said;
"Asshole I MADE this thread!
Now it's all full of rhymes thanks to you!"

There was a small place called SD,
It always spilled the best tea,
It lacked the decorum
Of the rest of the forum
So the members all started to flee!


Baboom

There once was this chick called Maru,
Her thread was a little bit poo,
It’s content was lacking,
It didn’t have much backing,
So it sank like a knackered old canoe.

:joker:

(No offence intended)

I admired this limerick from Northern Monkey
His rhyming was pretty darn funky
He mentioned a flea
Just not in his tea
Now my limerick is getting a bit clunky!

:joker:

I once knew a lady called Jax,
She’d always fill in the cracks,
Of this crumble-ing forum,
She’d never ignore em!
She’d dish out those well needed smacks

We get the Daily Show
1AM, a few days after the USA showing
on our ComedyHD ch.

This was better than what was intended. Proceed :laugh:

This is the worst limerick I've ever seen Arista.

:joker:

I kind of like that it makes me feel a bit badass!

I have a joke for you

Haha. Its funny cos you cant spell it.

I know this big fella Arista
Who was a bit of a fashionista
He liked to be seen
Strutting in green
And was prettier than his Sista

Maru I can't rhyme you!
That's just about all I can spew
I know you'll be sad
That your limerick is so bad
But that's just the best I can do!

:joker: