Lewis almost killed me!!
 

We were at college and I was sat and he JUMPED on my lap and his shoulder bone hit my face and it SPLIT MY LIP!! I’m traumatised can you give my sympathy please and thank you

i owe you sympathy Morgan, for that 1 i gave you as well

sue ha!

MY lawyers are getting in touch x

Loving Lewis. What a guy.

You'll live! grow up you self absorbed TIT!!

He bit your lip while you were kissing and this is your cover story?

Mods ban Amy please :hee:

Not Morgan forgetting to mention he was already sitting on someone else's lap and I just decided to sit on Morgans lap to crush the person underneath him. No wonder all this kissing and love bs is gonna kick off again...

We love a threesome.

You still split my lip

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It was an accident!!! You'd be getting more than a split lip if I meant it!

:joker:

this is literally better than 95% of EE storylines

He nearly killed me as well out of the reveal he'd been sleeping with my Jersey (which isn't true)

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That was probably just his way of saying that he likes you.

My son does this a lot. I almost always have a split lip these days, people are starting to get a bit worried about me I think as everytime they see me I have some kind of injury and theres only so man y times someone will accept 'a 3 year old did it' as valid :laugh:

A couple of days ago, he kind of climbed up on my head so quick I did not even have time to react, and kneed me right in the middle of the throat. I legit could not breath at all for a minute or so, it was terrifying D:

At least you two will have an interesting first kiss story to tell after the marriage :clap1:

screaming @ these responses :joker:

Actual footage:

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(Seriously can people stop with the romance thing I’ve made it clear it makes me extremely uncomfortable :joker:)

Kinky