Explain every situation using stick figures and tea analogies
 

Topic #1

The movie "Dude, where's my car?"

GO!

Man, it's behind that giant cup of tea

I love it [emoji23]

I haven't watched in over 10 years but I remember thinking "what the **** is this?" but it might have something to do with my utter revulsion of Ashton Kutcher. :laugh:

It was so stupid that it was Good. Ashton kutcher is good in the butterfly effect though

"Two sticks drink a lot of tea, and then when they wake up they can't remember where their stick car is, so they drink more tea and go to find it."

....... ......


(strangely, I dislike Ashton Kutcher AND love Dude Where's My Car. It is a ludicrous film. HAIL ZOLTAN!)

ANYWAY

Topic #2

The song "My Hips Don't Lie" by pop sensation Shakira.

It's lucky that my stick man's breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains (of tea)

(oh wait, that's Whenever, Wherever, never mind)

"Can cups of tea tell lies? Do you understand how ridiculous an idea that is? Now imagine a hip lying? Still ridiculous? There, there's next to no difference between hips and tea. So don't rape-wait wrong analogy."

*insert video of stick man with speech bubble saying "wow you lying bitch you cup of tea"*

:laugh2:

I cannot stand him either. That 70's Show is where he became a household name here iirc. He is just naturally designed to act out dickhead-ish characters...