Wow IM BACK
 

Sorry girls I had to fake being dead for a while

AN UPDATE:

NOW A BLONDE

Still in love with 2 gorgeous guys who love me very much

Just ordered pizza

Blazing it up and having a laugh

Oh and where’s my birthday thread!

Oh you’re not dead

Have you met the boys yet? :)

No basically my mum stole from her new Spanish boyfriend Roberto so she pretended I was dead so she could raise a funeral funds to pay Roberto back.

Oh piss off smithy.

Yes I see one everyday, he’s a regular customer of mine :)

A Kathy Beale tea

Stay dead

So one you’ve never met and one that doesn’t know you exist, sounds like it’s going well sis

Who wants to see my blonde hair

kaffy beale :love:

No babes we speak everyday! We bought each other Easter eggs, he works across the road!

You kidnapped two guys :worry:

Jesus is shaking in his sandals

You’re his sandals

who's back

Kats back

*nails the coffin shut*

So anyway

*rips the pack of ciggies from your hand, gives you a slap and SHOUTS “DO ONE LOVE”

Ugh LEGEND welcome back

Ugh I’ve missed you

Welcome back! Was wondering if you'd left but glad to see you back

missed ya x

Didn’t notice you were gone but welcome back