trouser watch to replace crimewatch
 

trouser watch to replace crimewatch 07.05.18


welcome to trouser watch

the start and a experiment

this is going to push viewing up a notch

its giving television one hell of a predicament.

the idea is revolutionary

loosing trousers is normal practice

looking back and all will see my visionary

every victim will get justice.

take a look at the photo

they are very distinctive

looking at label shows made in chicago

i need a americian to be my representative.

in process of getting website

trouser appeal is going to undo

rightfully returning is a pleasure and will delight

just need color brand size and no other clue.

these are the trousers on the bench https://ibb.co/bZBrTn and this photo proves its on hampstead lane https://ibb.co/fGBmuS if these are yours then would you kindly remove them. thanking you. when i get trouser watch up and running online you can all post pics so we can get them back to owner as it has happened to us all ie being out and loosing trousers.

Too drunk to read that hog...but i had to banter an 8 pound pair of sunglasses down to 5 in camden today....horching so it was.

Americans call trousers pants
Pants are undies in UK by chance
So I ordered pants online today
They arrived without delay
I got trousers for pants
By chance
No good I said
The English language is now dead. :p