Butcher recieves a police warning for risque signs.
 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...mpaign=bbcnews


I hope he doesnt get jailed my partner reckons she got the best stuffing shes ever had from him at xmas.

When did people get so miserable :idc:

did you ever get stuffing from him?

Open relationship, is it?

Is this country really turning into such a humerlous miserable place?
Pathetic.
I would have his biggest sausage and a good stuffing to go with it.
Tenderised rump sounds delightful as well.:joker:

No, but i would pop in for the occasional ham shank.

but that piece says there was no complaints
it's the health inspector that has a sense of humour bypass

Has he got any special stuff?

you didn't taste his sausage? bet it's nice and filling

The humour is childish but so is reporting it

Your partner has been all over the town looking a good stuffing, did he pluck your bird?

This thread has turned into an episode of "Are you being served", which is a plus.

I would not give two ducks if it was me

I'm free

It was the local Chief Inspector of Police who instructed his men to advise the butcher Twosugars not the Health Inspector.

Sounds like a PC who is TOO PC. Has the miserable prick got NOTHING better to do?

Thanks Kirk. Must have misread.

Wait until you're senile like me. Even SEEING the bloody print is getting harder. :laugh:

Who was it actually hurting though?

I bet a fair few had a laugh about it out shopping or going into work. Pathetic to pull him up over something so silly and harmless

My butcher is famous for his 'well-hung meat' but he only sells Meatballs in a type of gravy which dribbles when they are eaten and it's always obvious when a local housewife has had the butcher's balls on their chins.:laugh:

I went into my local butcher one cold frosty day and he was standing by his wee heater, I looked at the meats and said

"is that your Ayrshire bacon"

he replied

"no am jist warming me hands"




:douf:

:joker: I had to think about this one before I 'twigged' Arse yer baking .:laugh:

In Scotland we would say airse so it works :laugh:

Yes quality
Meat
he will thump it good for you.

Well we would if we were riff-raff :hmph:

https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/...petelymer1.jpg
looks fine to me

Police must stop Terrorism
Leave the Butcher Alone Copper