England and Scotland : Cocaine is delivered quicker than pizza
 

[Cocaine can be delivered more quickly in England and Scotland than a pizza, according to a global drugs survey.
Of 1,000 cocaine users in England, and more than 500 in Scotland, more than a third said they could get the drug delivered within half an hour.
Around 36.8% of people surveyed in England said they could get cocaine within 30 minutes, and 37.4% in Scotland, placing them fifth and sixth in the world rankings.
This compares with 12.2% of people in England and 19.8% in Scotland who said they could get a pizza delivered in this time.]


https://news.sky.com/story/cocaine-i...-says-11364608

https://e3.365dm.com/18/05/1096x616/...20180509000545


Fecking Junkies



Sign Of The Times

Get down and funky

That's it, nationalise the pizza industry!11!

Och... That's what the TV weather Presenters mean when they say; Scotland will see an abundance of SNOW" and NOW we know why they called yon King Bonnie Prince CHARLIE and those song lyrics; "Ye tak the HIGH road..."hee:

cocain running through my brain

a cork a cork a knife and a fork, that's the way to spell new york

what a lovely classic that is, the song cocain :dance:

Its a vile drug that turns people into total bores and makes friends furtive

no wonder people quickly grow out of it

This just makes me think about the abysmal state of the pizza delivery industry to be honest.

Well said.....it is boring.

Or Die Young

Mind you some of the deals from Dominos are not to be sniffed at

They don't deliver to the village I live in :hmph:.

I could probably get some cocaine delivered but tbh that's because I'm almost certainly already on first name terms with most of the local dealers :umm2:.

"Still unemployed, Bob?"

"Aye... nae luck yet." says Bob, as he slides a grubby £20 note from the massive wad of at least £2000 stuffed in his wallet. :think:

I thought money for food was scare never mind cocaine :idc:

I'm high on life today :dance:

Looks like Mr C gave Cherie a full 12 points last night

:fan:

it's the sunny weather that does it for me these days :nono:

Nah it's cocaine, someone slipped it in your breakfast.

:joker:

In the case of MANY of the THOUSANDS of long-term unemployed who I personally know your humour is actually FACTUAL.

Drug dealing, weed growing, cigs and alcohol smuggling and selling, DIAMOND smuggling, Organised shoplifting, brothel running, and even immigrant smuggling at £8,000 per body - although those unemployed responsible are now in jail - all help these poor unfortunate jobless to 'survive'.

I could take you by the hand and show you gleaming LUXURY cars parked outside council houses.

I will now await for the usual backlash calling me a liar.

[making mental note for future] TS knows people

:flutter: It's a date!

On a related note - I saw what might be THE most blatant drug dealer car in the world a couple of months ago :joker:. Gull wing doors, the works... and this colour (though not this car);

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/12/cd...bab463bb8b.jpg

The driver chatting away to one of the local addicts/hookers.

Subtle.

It’s lovely Cherie - a good dose of one of life’s natural highs - sunshine. Love it! :hee:

and cheap!

One guy my age, who had NEVER had a LAWFUL job in his life, in the days of the old Giro payments and 'books', used to wait until the 3 months limit for cashing them was imminent then would cash them all at once and pay the money into a bank account.

He worked TWO jobs on the side; Bouncer at night and Property/Roofing Repairer during the day and he bought several houses for cash - back before all the money-laundering checks etc - and rented them out.

When he died last year he left over £3 million pounds.

Perfectly true and not uncommon, believe me.


nydsave up his G