Originally Posted by Toy Soldier (Post 9995245)

Well I mean just to be realistic... it's not impossible but it's statistically highly unlikely :think:.

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper (Post 9995340)

Let me start at the beginning and go through your points in order; firstly, your opinion regarding my credibility is absolutely meaningless to me, and no amount of capitalising random words in your sentences has any impact upon that.

My point about the US was to try and shine a light on some of the myopic irrationality of the terrorism issue, which, when I read thread after thread after thread about the same sh1t, I feel is definitely not only relevant, but actually needed.

Have you ever met other humans Kirk? The horrific murder of innocent people has been a source for jokes for all of my lifetime, and probably for most of the human experience on this planet. One of the methods our species has developed for dealing with these issues to make jokes about them, and get on with our lives.

However, I wasn't actually mocking or acting blase towards anyone other than you, for your "the worlds about to end, kill Muslims or put them in special prisons" hysteria.

I don't fear anything...except maybe the dystopian future my childrens children are sleepwalking into because of the loonie marxist left. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though because I can tell you don't really fear anything. In fact, there is a group of especially tough dudes on this forum that must be striking fear into the very core of ISIS with their repetitive musings on a forum message board.

Imam: Death to the west
soldiers: steady on gaffer, we're being threatened daily in multiple threads on Tibb.
Imam: I am sorry my brothers, we must retreat. The infidels have won.

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper (Post 9995416)

This, is quite possibly the most unintentionally funny thing I've ever read, it's even better if you read it in Liam Neesons' [I]taken[/I] voice.

Originally Posted by Alf (Post 9995543)

Not the tough guy/dudes one again! You like using that one, don't ya?

Originally Posted by Alf (Post 9995543)

Not the tough guy/dudes one again! You like using that one, don't ya?

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 9995559)

:joker::joker::joker: Are you referring to this which you wrote:

"Imam: Death to the west
soldiers: steady on gaffer, we're being threatened daily in multiple threads on Tibb.
Imam: I am sorry my brothers, we must retreat. The infidels have won."

In which case it is unintentionally funny - in ANYONE's voice.

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper (Post 9995340)

Let me start at the beginning and go through your points in order; firstly, your opinion regarding my credibility is absolutely meaningless to me, and no amount of capitalising random words in your sentences has any impact upon that.

My point about the US was to try and shine a light on some of the myopic irrationality of the terrorism issue, which, when I read thread after thread after thread about the same sh1t, I feel is definitely not only relevant, but actually needed.

Have you ever met other humans Kirk? The horrific murder of innocent people has been a source for jokes for all of my lifetime, and probably for most of the human experience on this planet. One of the methods our species has developed for dealing with these issues to make jokes about them, and get on with our lives.

However, I wasn't actually mocking or acting blase towards anyone other than you, for your "the worlds about to end, kill Muslims or put them in special prisons" hysteria.

I don't fear anything...except maybe the dystopian future my childrens children are sleepwalking into because of the loonie marxist left. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though because I can tell you don't really fear anything. In fact, there is a group of especially tough dudes on this forum that must be striking fear into the very core of ISIS with their repetitive musings on a forum message board.

Imam: Death to the west
soldiers: steady on gaffer, we're being threatened daily in multiple threads on Tibb.
Imam: I am sorry my brothers, we must retreat. The infidels have won.

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 9995588)

You are not Withano's Dad are you, he gets angry about capital letters as well

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper (Post 9995593)

:laugh2:

You've read this thread and you think I'm the angry one? How on earth did you get to that conclusion? Although you can call me daddy if you want? :creep:

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper (Post 9995580)

How about we make a deal? I won't use tough guy/dudes again, if you and the rest of the T-Birds manage to refrain from all this tough talk? I'm just a delicate flower and having to read this BS just makes me realise how inadequate I am as a cuck male. It's really sweet that you'd come to Kirks aid though, and give him the confidence to post in this thread again.

Talking of which....



KIRK! Kirkster! Kirky Kircky Kirk. My brother Kirk.

You do realise the "I know you are but what am I" defence is probably only good until about your 10th birthday? Come on dude, you know more humans than I'll ever know, so you must have had this conversation with someone else by now?

I'm really glad you found that funny, because it was supposed to be funny. Well, to be fair I wasn't going for straight up comedy, I was going for more subtle comedic mockery to highlight the absurdity of talking tough on the internet, but good comedy like good literature is and should always be open to interpretation.

I'm just glad to see you laughing again and the fact that I helped you turn that frown upside down is a plus. Laughing Kirk is so much more fun than angry kirk.

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 9995594)

D:

I just don't know what the deal is over a few caps..:laugh:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 9995594)

D:

I just don't know what the deal is over a few caps..:laugh:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 9995598)

It's an easy diversionary tactic to use 'The Caps' as an excuse when their asses are being WHUPPED. :laugh:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 9995225)

Many a true word said in jest,lets hope you feel so smart arsed when it hits closer to home,and it will.

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 9995588)

You are not Withano's Dad are you, he gets angry about capital letters as well

Originally Posted by Withano (Post 9995687)

I’m not even mad at you randomly bringing me up in random threads (again), it does my ****ing nut in!

Originally Posted by Brillopad (Post 9995729)

Karma is a bitch!!!:hehe: