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Beso 24-05-2018 06:22 AM

Ever wondered why the dartford tunnel gets closed regularly?
 
Why The Dartford Tunnels were temporarily closed, and why the speed limit has been reduced:-
The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the Tunnel approach recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, whilst only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry"....

kirklancaster 24-05-2018 07:28 AM

:joker: You nutter, Parmy. I didn't twig until the punchline.

Kazanne 24-05-2018 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 10004967)
Why The Dartford Tunnels were temporarily closed, and why the speed limit has been reduced:-
The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the Tunnel approach recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, whilst only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry"....

Bloody hell Parmy you had me hooked there for a minute :laugh:

Beso 24-05-2018 07:46 AM

It got me too..

Crimson Dynamo 24-05-2018 07:49 AM

Was it an Eddie Crowbart?


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