What would you accept being arrested for.
 

The obvious revenge ones are not welcome.


I would happily force a **** down helen woods throat, probably phoning the cops myself as i did it...

You wat rooney

I'd accept getting arrested for:

1) Buying a British Rail Return Ticket and not coming back.

2) Wearing loud clothes in a library.

3) Giving a 'homeless beggar' £10 with a counterfeit £20 note so he gave me a genuine tenner back.

4) Throwing a net over a nun and shouting; "I've caught a Giant Penguin".

But the one I'd most accept being nicked for would be:

5) Wearing an 'I Love Jeremy Corbyn' badge as I strolled around Belgravia. :hehe:

Loud clothes in a library.....


Ffs...stop it.