Weird School Teachers
 

Does anyone remember their weird school teachers?

We had one we used to call Catweazle (he was the spitting image of)


Once in his class, I borrowed a pen off him, and I was chewing on the pen whilst working (as some people do) he came running up to me, grabbed the pen, put his foot on my desk and rubbed the pen against the sole of his shoe and said "now chew on it"

I thought that was a bit odd, but effective.

I had this weird Maths teacher that smelled funny. Bet it was Jason.

The most infamous teacher at our school was a drama teacher who was found in flagrante delicto in the drama studio with a year 10.

How many do you want from my Grammar School?

Mr XXXX - Woodwork Teacher who reeked of tobacco and suffered from 'Shell Shock' having served in WW2.

Mrs XXXX and Mr XXXXXX - Maths and English teachers respectively - who were shagging each other and didn't try to hide it from we pupils.

Ms XXXXXXX - a lesbian Geography teacher who had more muscles than Arnie Schwartzenegger and used to boil up Nescafe in a pan full of milk on a bunsen burner.

Mr XXXXXXXXX - a youngish, very good-looking Science teacher whose 'Favourites' just happened to be the 3 hottest girls in our class (one of whom was my girlfriend the twat. :laugh:)

And one who I had a sneering contempt for - Mr XXXX - our History teacher who was a 'nose-in-the-text-book' dick-head who tried to teach us inaccurate 'facts' from outdated books and would not allow anyone to question or challenge such disproved B.S.

I had lots of lovely cane for arguing with the knob. :laugh:

:joker:

I definitely had a couple

:joker:

me in the future

:laugh: I hope not, Underscore. :laugh:

My head of year had an affair with a student and actually married her when she left school. Yet, nothing happened to him and he was still teaching there. I used to refuse to be alone in a room with him, which earned me many detentions but he creeped me out so much, and thats before I even knew he was a pervbert

our music teacher use to get right up in your face whenever he wanted speak to you

I mean considering I'm wanting to become a Geography teacher I'm basically her but gay and without muscles :laugh:

I think I've spoke of him before but I had a Maths teacher who was the first one to make me "get" the subject, and a few offhand words made it click for me and most of the class better than anyone before or after.
BUT he constantly made creepy comments toward the girls, and went to work at the girls school, and he "joked" he was gonna set the fan up so it blew their skirts. The grapevine reached my school that he was asked to leave the girls school for his creepy behaviour, and that the head would only give him a good reference if he was applying for jobs in a boys or primary school, but interschool rumours are faulty.

My biology teacher in 9th grade was some fatass who most of the time smelled horrible and half of the time didn't even teach anything. He would just spend whole hours narrating us weird situations he's been in, like when he was trapped in an elevator with some hot chick neighbour and his dog or whatever. There were rumours he was a pedo and it might actually be true because he was kicked the following year.

oh, that's definitely a weird teacher yes

Had 3 weird ones that spring to mind. All of which i was in tbe naughty classes for

I had one maths teacher that smelt awful and one lad keot olaying up and he said he was gonna grab his balls if he doesnr sit still and be quiet...looking back that was odd

Another maths teacher shouted at everyone to be fair the class was being awful and it was his first week but je screamed at us threw books against the wall and shouted thst his sister is very ill and he doesnt need this! Feel sorry for him looking back but it was unprofessional

My science teacher was like a cartoon villian he had the most weird accent and he kept on rubbing rulers all the way through class in a very odd way while he looked at us all. Je also kept screaming at us all that he had already got his qualifications and didnt care if we failed or not. Nice