Parmnions tell the truth thread.
 

My probable last msg on tibb........


Josy, i mean nobody harm...im just a bored old hasbeen.....

I think you're always pretty honest Parmy. I don't always agree but you definately speak your mind!

It better not be parmy,just sleep on it:wavey:

OOOh Noooo its the non alcoholic drink talking. Don't do that :nono:

Have you drank too much of akins beers

:laugh:

So what is the truth

Never....ever.ever.leave tibb.



I was thinking a weeks ban for posting pms.....but my love for all nations, and adoration for honesty....



And that nigerian star lager ...i honestly wish i could remember what toora?.... called it....."shine shine bumba" or sumfing...

Please help me out..redway...i feel an unjust hole opening up beneath my feet

Toora loora loora

Redway will be along shortly to confirm

Phew.....cause it must be true.:shrug:

Another truth..

My local..now a turkish eatirie...im sitting in the bar bit and a rather aggressive SWAG just walked in demanding the tv gets switched on..my fav barman obliged...SWAG is staring at his phone like i was.

Whats a swag?

Whoops...SWAG(single whitetshirt asian guy....cherie)


Is the owner......


Im giggling n staring as i post...i must have been spiked at akins(patrick didnt even show face).....i nearly had it out with him about the tv...if it wasnt for young lad barman.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:Parmy,pissed as a fart,enjoy yourself:wavey:

The best comeback in the history of the internet :love:

Parm, you're emotional. Don't even think of leaving

Ok bye

Party is so cute when he has had a few.:joker:

I promise you all...you will wake up...after nine...

To my life story....you all deserve it


Ive went for a walk, with a pen n joint.

My ickle sis jayne, she told me..do it she said...get a pen, have a spliff away from it all...walk about, take in the surroundings..take your time, get what you want to say correct in your head, then pick up that paper........



Paper?....you could have said......bloody story of my life....

Is this a breakdown

Just drunken ramblings. It could be worse, when I was at Uni I woke up to find the forum I frequented at the time just full of utter gibberish. Like literally just random letters. Posts and posts and posts on every thread :umm2:

*looks at your posting history*

https://www.bookstr.com/sites/defaul...r3sir9_540.gif

Oh, you mean like that. :smug:

Man should've just kept calm and ate some jollof innit.

...and I thought I was a bad drunk