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Beso 16-07-2018 04:18 PM
Have you ever had a bird **** on you?
 
People say its lucky!!

How is it lucky when you are off out with a nice pair of white dress shorts on and thwack...a massive runny brown, yellow and white stinking mess down the full legnth of them...i had to walk back a mile to change...how the hell is that lucky.:shrug:

Cal. 16-07-2018 04:22 PM
Yes AHHHHH me and my friend on the yard in like first year of high school right before our Christmas play

What a howl.

Beso 16-07-2018 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Cal. (Post 10091266)
Yes AHHHHH me and my friend on the yard in like first year of high school right before our Christmas play

What a howl.
Fowl more like...

Matthew. 16-07-2018 04:25 PM
no but my friend has, i was with him

Beso 16-07-2018 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Matthew. (Post 10091274)
no but my friend has, i was with him
Where did it land?

Nicky91 16-07-2018 04:30 PM
no thankfully not

Beso 16-07-2018 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicky91 (Post 10091288)
no thankfully not
Not even in that lovely garden of yours.:smug:

Jack_ 16-07-2018 04:32 PM
Nah, I'm not into scat

Tony Montana 16-07-2018 04:33 PM
No, Thankfully i Haven't

Did anyone Witness the Bird ******** on you, Parmnion?

Matthew. 16-07-2018 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 10091281)
Where did it land?
on his shoulder, i was putting my empty box (of which i had finished eating tho chips out of) in the bin and when i got back he was covered in ****e. hilarious

Crimson Dynamo 16-07-2018 04:35 PM
Have you ever had a bird **** on you?

Raph upping his game?

Beso 16-07-2018 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by scarface95 (Post 10091298)
No, Thankfully i Haven't

Did anyone Witness the Bird ******** on you, Parmnion?
Half the ****ing street.:fist:

Tony Montana 16-07-2018 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Matthew. (Post 10091304)
on his shoulder, i was putting my empty box (of which i had finished eating tho chips out of) in the bin and when i got back he was covered in ****e. hilarious
It's a Good thing you finished those chips before that Incident

Beso 16-07-2018 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by scarface95 (Post 10091309)
It's a Good thing you finished those chips before that Incident
He might have thought it was a nice holondaise dip.:laugh:

Tony Montana 16-07-2018 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 10091307)
Half the ****ing street.:fist:
Ouch! That's Brutal

Matthew. 16-07-2018 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scarface95 (Post 10091309)
It's a Good thing you finished those chips before that Incident
that’s actually a point. i feel like i should add that he was also finished his chips as well

Matthew. 16-07-2018 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 10091312)
He might have thought it was a nice holondaise dip.:laugh:
not with chips and gravy :nono:

JerseyWins 16-07-2018 04:42 PM
Nope thankfully. JUST missed me once & they've gotten my car I believe only once before. So I'm pretty lucky. Or unlucky since it brings good luck?

Matthew. 16-07-2018 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by JerseyWins (Post 10091325)
Nope thankfully. JUST missed me once & they've gotten my car I believe only once before. So I'm pretty lucky. Or unlucky since it brings good luck?
everyone’s had their car ****ed on before

bots 16-07-2018 04:46 PM
it's happened to me a few times.:fist:

Beso 16-07-2018 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Matthew. (Post 10091318)
not with chips and gravy :nono:
Urghhh.northerners.

Matthew. 16-07-2018 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 10091348)
Urghhh.northerners.
of scotland yes

Maru 16-07-2018 05:12 PM
Yes? It's not that big of a deal. I think it happened once by a wild bird... We had a trained Cockatiel that used to do it sometimes to people if we weren't careful. It's not like a bird can be potty trained...

Beso 16-07-2018 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Maru (Post 10091363)
Yes? It's not that big of a deal. I think it happened once by a wild bird... We had a trained Cockatiel that used to do it sometimes to people if we weren't careful. It's not like a bird can be potty trained...
You trained a cockatiel to poo on visitors..:conf:

montblanc 16-07-2018 05:50 PM
no i'd probably scream :joker:


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