New Doctor Who’s Sonic Screw-dildo
 

Unfortunate design

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...esign-sex-toy/

DOCTOR OOOH! Fans claim the new Doctor’s redesigned sonic screwdriver resembles a ‘sex toy’

It was unveiled this week in a campaign to introduce Jodie Whittaker as the 13th Time Lord.

But its soft, smooth curves have left many sniggering that it looks just like a vibrator.

Giorgiana Izvercian posted online: “More like sonic screwdildo.” Another said: “Nice to see I’m not the only one thinking . . . #sextoy.”

Frederik Egger tweeted: “I bet it has three settings.” Michael Ries replied: “Yeah . . slow . . fast . . and exterminate!!”

well im not being lured in to say I bet that lady doctor has a fanny like a fecking tardis


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:joker:

Timeless

It legitimately does seem to have a g-spot stimulator at the end :think:. Surely this has to have been on purpose...

Well you have to do something when you’re travelling I guess

I assumed it was a Cyberman's finger, and the Doctor was now a mass-recycler or something.

Why would cybermen have dildo fingers though. This new series is starting to sound a bit sinister.

Well, the latest batch were partially made by Missy...

2018 Year of the woman,first female doctor and they give her a fecking dildo to walk around with for everyone to take piss out of.

You couldn’t make it up :laugh:

I expect half the first episode will be her talking about how she is going to decorate the tardis and then her flying off to iKEA

SO BORING

:bored:

It would make cybermem more useful?