The big orange bastard.
 

Wow, this heat is intense..Just got off the train at southend central..old men are shuffling hunched closer and closer to the ground as BOB beats down in their almost horizontal sunday shirt adorned backs.Clutching at railings with a shaking walking stick clattering the railings at every grasp.

And its only ten to 12.

...Donald Trump..?....

If you want.:hehe:

i'm immediately thinking of trump seeing that thread title :laugh2:

4 guardian angels just walked past the front of the watering hole


All 1980s like...but i had the cooler shades on.

not Charlie's angels but Parmy's angels :flutter:

Dezzy and Rob plus unpublished author Riley SHOOK at this descriptive writing

:dance:one of my favouritist posts ever....can you see them on my avi..i couldnt get my phone up quick enough.

:love:, and yes i see your avi, it looks fab

Parmy's head turns from the raith rovers v hearts game playing on the screen...the words "killer, killer" reverbate in his head...

The killer, a small but fit, unshaven ginger male runs past him...attacks the larger black male...

Bloody dogs in pubs...wtf.



He composses himself, only to look at the screen to see raith have gone one nil up against his beloved hearts.

Flippin replay from yesterday...hearts won on penalties..doing it the english way

Im fluttering my sunglassed covered eyelashes at the barmaid in chinnerys...i think shes enjoying it...

Either that or shes laughing at them going invoulantry going up and down.






Side note...
Lots of lesbians and gays in mod clothing..

:joker: :joker:

Its a day for animals....this one just battered against the pub window...from the inside....my seat...pic in the new avi.

this thread is very much amusing me, and good distraction from the hot weather :love:

That rat with fake wings did not amuse me...i thought it came in through that window....thats sealed and not open...

true, rats also scare me


i do let spiders live in my house honestly, cause they can catch other insects like mosquito's and wasps :hee:

Got a right cockney saffend wanker on the next table....LOUD...."**** ME, **** me..3 times... "WHAT DID I SAY SHIRLS"


Mate, ****, your mates dont care..wrinkly, top off.. midde aged prick.

Me n iron maidens original drummer..chilling on a balmy sunday afternoon...in my avi.

I need to stand on my head to see it!

Turn your phone on and imagine a boring 69.

i can see enough of your avi picture to know if i like it or not, and yes i like it Parmy