Pardon...what was that.
 

I went to my local GP complaining of hearing problems and the doctor asked me if I could describe the symptoms.

"Yes", I said. "Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair".

there was also a dutch joke, involving our dutch showbiz icon Henny Huisman, who is known to have horses which are called Paarden in dutch

so the joke goes like ''Hi I'm Henny Huisman i fok horses, Pardon that man said, Henny said yes Paarden''

it's because you pronounce Paarden & Pardon almost the same way


and fok is breed in dutch, but you pronounce fok the same as ****


:laugh: :laugh:

Good one...:laugh:

aw i know, it has been a classic joke here for many years now :D

...(in the) garden, you fought a cat...did you say, Parmy..?...

How do you know i donned a hat with a hard on???

...:laugh:...ok enough...that’s not a thought I want to have today...

:joker: :joker:

Sorry i was making lard ons with a hat on.

you do have a good sense of humour :D