Im so heartbroken, im finding this so hard
 

We split by mutual consent around a month ago. It's really starting to hit me, in a ****ty all in one flat, awake in the middle of the night, drunk and lonely.

I don't necessary want her back, but being single is hard (were together for 5 years). And i miss my little boy.

Sorry. I don't mean to be all soppy.

oh my :sad:

Kill her and take the kid to Cuba

Talking from experience?

:( get on tinder

Can't you get custody of your boy

yeah i have him 3 nights a week, that's all good. Just miss waking up to him everyday

If I was what makes you think I would tell you

No no, im not a desperate man, i can tame my penis

Don’t tams it for too long or it won’t work

Tams

toms?

Don’t use toms. He’s a child!

Well at least you have him

Yeah true

It will get better. Think positive. Put the drink away. Happiness will come.

Am I Oprah?

No

Me after a one week relationship </3

This part though :(

No, you told him to kill the mother of his child in your first post, this disgusting cowardly act happens, so not good advise.

You did partly redeem yourself with the sensible post

I work nights in the week, will have him over the weekend.

Looking for dates though, anyone interested? :P