some initial thoughts
 

Sam and Amanda. attractive yet irritating. As they race around the house searching for more pink artifacts, i cant help noticing comparisons to a child discovering they're on the way to disney land for a birthday surprise. The "lov et"s and erotically heavy breathing are already becoming painful to my ears.

However, the excitement and energy is suddenly drained as the dehydrated horse staggers through the doors, dropped jaw and eyes wide as she witnesses the "ridiculousness" of youth these days. At least Lesley will soon be lying (in both senses of the word) in her nice corner bed.

When all fun and excitement seem to have been absorbed by the vicious dragon, colour and vibrance are flushed back into the house through our raving queen Tracey.

There's no men. Shock! However, the absence of gentlemen doesn't appear to effect Tracey in the same way; "there's only girls in the house!" - the drug abused lips stretch a smile, as her raving eyes scan the house for potential lesbian targets.

Carole, adorable, however, she may benefit from saving some of her protesting energy to invest in some deodorant, hair straighteners and diet plans.

Charley, "Orgasm?! Orgasm time!" How about get a job.

wtf???? i dont get this!

Getting bored of Tracey and her "I don't do make-up" she's said that to everyone over and over again. As if the girls in their make-up are lesser for it.

i dont do the twins - i dont do lesley anymore - i did but i dont anymore

:eureka:

"tracey and lesley are at the lips" - lol - loving the narration