A blonde walks into a bar
 

and the Ten O Clock news is on. It shows a man standing on top of a building. A brunette turns to the blonde, and says, "I bet you £10 he will jump!"

The blonde mulls it over and says, "I'll take that bet, I don't think he'll jump!"

The man jumps.

The brunette says, "I can't take your money, I knew he'd jump, I saw this on the Five O Clock news."

"I saw it on the Five O Clock news too!" the blonde said.

"Then why did you take the bet?" the brunette.

"I didn't think he'd jump again!"

right

As I don't see the words "she" or "her" I'm going to assume the blonde and the brunette were men.

Well if he did jump again he was more stupid than the blonde

Did you just assume their genders?! They were both nonbinary greygender agender unicorns!111

embarrassing

Screaming and howling

:joker:

Women watching the news! This never happened.

Source?

:dance: