is most closely related to a cabbage, and anal electrocutions
 

Wot?
Did I hear correctly? Akeem thinks that a cabbage and a fish are in the same evolutionary family...is the idea to leave the viewing public in a state of turmoil at the idiocy of a grown man? :conf:

CONGRATS to the Channel 5 'imagineers'. I have been lobbying for HM electrocutions for some years, and finally they get onto it. Although I'm not sure that 20 volts to the anus is really quite a punishment for most of those deviants. Even if it is a weak charge, it is a high spot for this show!! :cheer2:

If I was the Ch 5 boss I would be looking at bringing this show back in a 'no pain no gain' format.