Parr for the course (see what I did there?)
 

Not being funny or anything but how does learning to read at two make you anything special? That's, like, normal ain't it?

Everything seems to be a competiton for Emily.

To quote a Stereophonics song

"If you had yourself a flying Giraffe, she'd have one in a box with a window"

She trys to make out that she's something special but the truth is she's just your average stuck up posh bird.