BB8 quotes
 

What quotes are we liking from BB8 so far?


It wasn't at the time but seeing a clip of it now the 'keep calm, have a strawberry' is funny.

When Laura picked up the fish phone and talked into it


"Hello Cod? It's me, Salmon"

lol

i found it funny last night when lesley goes "i'm just sniffing the mattress. I'm very comfortable here" lol

i loved when emily goes "oh i hate it when people drop names" or something. that really put charley in her place.

I love Tracy's saying 'Ave It!'

i thought it was funny when the twins thought the DR was a tanning room.

Charley/Chanelle: "Wannabe Posh, WANNABE A SLUT"
Laura: "Wannabe? hehe"

Laura: "They said Lesley could have the single bed...wink wink"

Yer, loved them, especially the mattress one!! So funny!:laugh2:

Also when Laura said something like 'old, fat, chubby boys'

Laura: i think its important to look nice when you are alive and when you are dead.... not that i want you dead but still!!!

Laura: Hello cod... its me.. salmon

Laura: DISGUSTING!

Lesley: Im just sniffing the matress

Lesley: Keep calm and have a strawberry

Charley: What are you here for-fame? I am, and im not going to deny that

Charley: I dont know them because of football, i know them because..... I know them

S&A: Have yoy seen the pinkness?

Tracey-"Stop singing shite"

Chanelle: (crying) "Its not my fault my hair has a natural kink"

Lmao when lesley said "im jsut sniffing the matress" I was in fits
PMSL

samanda (what i call them because i see tem as more 1 person)...

'OMG is that a tanning booth?!?!'

:bigsmile:

and Channel ...

'can these lights tan you' (diary room chair)

and Lesly

' im just sniffing the matress'

lesly (to tracey)

' so when you say 'FAT' comment, is there a thin one too?!'

oh i remember another funny one:

Nicky: Are these heated lights?
BB: By there very nature, lights create heat
Nicky: How rude!

"Once you get past the silly Victoria Beckham thing that she does. Which you can do in 30 seconds because its a bit of nonsence."

"I would either like to be famous, rich or...a speech therapist in Spain"

"Peoplesaythatshecan'tsingbutI'vegotbothheralb ums oneofwhichwasn'treleasedbecauseherrecordcompanywen tbustbutIboughtitofftheinternetanyway"

Chanelle is classic.

LMFAO. Loved that.

I also liked the tanning comment from the twins.

I especially liked the way you put it. Described how she said it lol

Sam & Amanda - Do u love it?

Lesley - Im just sniffing my matress

Laura - Hello Cod, Its Me Salmon!

It wasnt classic but this was definalty funny...

"ziggy, can i please not be number 3, number 7 or number 9... or number 9 actually"

What was that about anyway? She scared of odd numbers?? Didnt she go last, making her 11th anyway! lol!

(During an argument)

Ziggy "I'm not into this s***, this is not what I do, I'm not into this s***"

Emily "Stop telling us you're not into this s***, you're on Big Brother, you're in this s*** whether you like it or not!"

:bigsmile:

"they both give themselves 10/10 for attractiveness" :laugh2:

Another good Channelle line: "**** me .....up the bum"

lol! Who would want that as the first thing they say on BB!

"Don't tell me you're going to be a star. If I was running a corner shop I wouldn't have you"

charley: some off you have enough meat on you to last you years

charley to tracey: shut up tracy beaker

charley: they all ate my food and i cant even cook

laura: i dont wear skiny jeans

“Are you pushing it out you n****r?”

Just kiding!