I'm cheesing like a big fat bastard.
That's me just had the best xmas dinner av had since..well you know, just since...
The one when you have just woke the noisiest bugger off the whole day..to open the door....then sneek in to yer mothers kitchen and start whispering and mumbling at all that stuff your stomach couldn't handle at half Fekin 1...or some other daft time...
Tell you what...the flavours of the pate and the pigs in what could be honey roasted bacon if I'm not mistaken...are a dish best served cold, whilst hanging onto a kitchen unit. Trying not to make those contented murmurs sound loud enough for the actual mother to come down.
Sounds a bit Norman bates, but it's not, I'm normal:joker:
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