To be fair
 

I've dominated the Friday night/Saturday morning chat.

I'm in my forties and I'm still out partying you comotozed Milleniuls.

I'm so funny, I even laugh at myself.

Give me attention.

You will get a detention at this rate

You do to Gemma Collins, and she wouldn't last five minutes with old Alf

You need a girlfriend

You're not wrong.

Although that would limit my freedom

Let's be honest, were you partying or just staying up all night watching old sitcoms

Weird

Quarter to 9 in the UK, you think I'm a fake?

Plot Twist: He just woke up early :shrug:

I was at the KC stadium last night, to watch the mighty Hull FC, get a good stuffing, and you doubt my integrity?

If it can happen to LT, it can happen to you.

I''ll defend you all the same.

Nothing against the mod's, I understand you're under pressure.

My advice is', don't play party politics

Well Alf I watched 2 documentaries and was in bed by 12, like a proper 40 year old [emoji12]

you don't have to defend me :wavey: :fan:

I would be honoured and privlidged to defend you Young Nicholas, you are a modern day legend on this forum.

You should be proud of yourself.

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