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TiBB On Ice 3 - Show 2 - Sabotage Week!
It’s time!
This week our 10 couples skate their way around to a song picked by another competitor, our 6 judges will score and this week the public vote is all that matters as the scores won’t be combined for this week only! TiBB On Ice double finalist MATTHEW joins the panel this week! Let’s start with Black Dagger and Laura! |
oop i didn't know this was today aaaah am scared
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Black Dagger and Laura Come On You Reds by Status Quo Sabotaged by Alf Ant 1.5 Riley 0.5 Morgan 3.5 Luke 3 Ross 3.5 Matthew 2 Total 14 Matthew - It was about football so I’m not interested. I think I know who did this, so kudos to them because I’m scoring this pair a 3/10 Ross - Interesting https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incomin...-228734647.jpg Ant - I wouldn't have expected you have got cheers tonight! Oh wait, you didn't. They're just part of the song. Do you notice how none of the real crowd are booing me at this point? It's because they know I've been overly generous with my mark. This SIMPLY isn't good enough. I want improvement - stat. Luke - *drinks long island* what was this pile of **** Riley - I support Man City |
Wojtek and Gemma Superficial by Heidi Montag Sabotaged by Elliot Ant 4 Riley 2 Morgan 7 Luke 10 Ross 4 Matthew 5.5 Total 32.5 Matthew - Well done for actually picking a song, instead of some cartoon theme tune. Luke - **** it im giving this a 10! This is NOT sabotage! A classic performance Riley - I love Heidi but this isn't Blackout and it looks like you took a piece of sh*t on the ice Morgan - This was fun, fresh and a unique choice! There's thing superficial about you, unlike Ant. |
mess :skull:
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DrunkerThanMoses and Pamela Can We Fix It by Bob The Builder Sabotaged by Liam Ant 2 Riley 1 Morgan 2 Luke 6 Ross 3.5 Matthew 5 Total 19.5 Matthew - No you can’t. :nono: But I can appreciate that this has been one of the better songs of the lot (God help me) so there we are :hee: Luke - how is this a sabotage! This is a bop Riley - I was trying to see how this could work on ice in my head, but it just doesn't |
That backfired
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screaming at our luke scoring everything so high
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Elliot and Gary Friday by Rebecca Black Sabotaged by Tony Montana Ant 6 Riley 2.5 Morgan 5 Luke 6 Ross 6 Matthew 0.5 Total - 26 Matthew - What a great saboteur you got. Annie Whittington is shaking Ant - I like the part where the car starts drifting on the ice. But sadly that wasn't the only skid marks on the rink tonight. Your performance was literally ****. I hope you're ashamed of yourself Riley - Like fine wine this only gets better with time. Unfortunately you can't skate to save your life. Morgan - It's saying something when THIS is one of the weeks better routines. |
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(Luke is live via video link from his holiday)
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Montblanc and Richard Goodbye by D4nny Sabotaged by Black Dagger Ant 1.5 Riley 3 Morgan 0.5 Luke 3 Ross 1 Matthew 2 Total 11.5 Matthew - I feel ill now. So THANKS @saboteur Ross - What the **** did I just watch https://static.ok.co.uk/media/images...fa658aeb1b.jpg Ant - Empowering but melancholic. A tad messy when you use your ice skates to slit your wrists, but I can't blame you, that performance WAS tragic. Luke - this is something rileyh would stan so ITS BAD Riley - This was really sh*te but the kind that really spoke to me so you get some points. Morgan - I think it's going to be goodbye to you this week |
WTF how can Friday score so high?
That's like one of the worst songs ever!!!!! |
ERM
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Danielle-X and Danniella The Horrid Henry theme tune Sabotaged by Cal Ant 7.5 Riley 2.5 Morgan 6.5 Luke 4 Ross 2 Matthew 4 Total 33 Matthew - That was horrid!http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbro...k/07/susie.png Riley - Horrid Henry on ice? This could work if you leave out that stupid slag of a mum. Morgan - Well it wasn't awful, I'll give you that, |
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lucas FAT
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Liam and Kerry Katona Hot Problems by Double Take Sabotaged by DrunkerThanMoses Ant 6 Riley 4.4 Morgan 0.5 Luke 3 Ross 5 Matthew 2.5 Total 21.5 Matthew - this annoyed me Ross - Why is this me and LukeB? https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...k-SHCRLtLbfJI0 Ant - A cute performance but a tad unoriginal. I brought up that video weeks ago. You wouldn't even know what it was if it wasn't for me. It just ****ing feels like you've used me and my humour to benefit yourself without any concern for me and it's quite frankly embarrassing. Get some originality https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/d...000/208491.jpg Riley - I love me and Ant! |
Tony and Kem Stupid Hoe but every time Nicki Minaj swears it gets faster (video later in show) Sabotaged by Wojtek Ant 1 Riley 1 Morgan 4.5 Luke 2 Ross 2.5 Matthew 7 Total 18 Matthew - I could listen to that again so your sabateur is indeed a “stupid hoe” for thinking this would deduct you marks :shrug: Ant - You gave me a seizure and for that I could mark negatively Luke - i would rather be killed by my parents like Madeline Mccan than listen to this ****e Riley - You skated so fast I blinked and missed it. Morgan - Well this had a promising start but the constant slipping over towards the end let you down! |
omg i used to love hot problems :skull:
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Alf and Jorgie https://youtu.be/OYhXJaEbw7c Sabotaged by Montblanc Ant 4 Riley 1 Morgan 0.5 Luke 3 Ross 3.5 Matthew 2 Total 14 Matthew - This sounds like something RileyH would “perch”. Anyway I didn’t like it, the judges didn’t like it, NOBODY ****ING LIKED IT. Ross - The quicker we forget about this the better https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...OefdsK7cvNFKFX Luke - i need 50 more long islands after this |
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