Random BBUK quotes thread
 

I often get specific BB quotes stuck in my head (sad I know, drag me!) so I’ve decided to make this thread for me and others to post when a quote pops into their head!

At the moment I can’t stop thinking about:

“Excuse me, erm, thingy, erm, Carole, I think I’m gonna. You don’t stop goin’ on. I’m gonna.”

“I will put you in the prison and you will eat the dog food for ten years, BIG TIME!”
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ANG ON A MINUTE COOLIO- IT'S NOT YOUR. IT'S NOT YOUR DECISION, TO TELL THE REST OF THE FOOKIN' HOUSE WHO READS SOMEFIN. IT'S NOT YOUR DECISION...TO TELL THE REST OF THE FOOKIN' HOUSE WHO READS SOMEFIN - DON'T, TELL ME TO FOOKIN SHUSH, ANYBODY... NO FOOKIN' MAN WILL EVA TELL ME TO SHUSH.
(Well I just fuckin did it!)
WELL YA KNOW WHAT, I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU - AT ALL! FOOKIN TELL ME TO SHUSH, NO FUCKA WILL!

Don't. Be. So Facetious Nicky!

Wanna come back to mine for some sex and a pizza?

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She just come in here, marched in - in her gooolden gown - and just ousted me out! And it's not fair I don't get it! You lot have made a damn well good decision I hope you're pleased with yourselves! Can you let me out?! Can you let me out?! I'M TOO ANGRY TO TALK I WANNA SMASH SOMEONE'S HEAD IN!

Get some bloody class ya weirdo man

Go to ****ing America, we don't give a fuuuck

He’s come in here and he’s had 4 or 5 different group of friends and he always proclaims that he would stand in front of them, to save them from the sound of gunfire. That’s how idiotic the child is

I need Pasta. MEMBA I told You

You know what, your claim to fame is this. Good for you!

I’m gonna have a field day with this thread

Cheers Greg

Did I not say to you, you ****ing prick, that people in here keep their friends close but their enemies closer

Siavash you fool!

Stop calling this show Big Brother and start calling it Slick Brother

Just because I don't want his wiener up my bum, I'm an appalling person

Touch me touch me!
Bitch!
Whore!
Takes one to know one! Takes one to know one!
Atleast I get paid!

You can put your nose over there!

Why don’t you put my nose somewhere, why don’t you put my nose somewhere.. You are such a witch!

People are being stoned to death for being gay

STONED TO DEATH!!!!!!

So you don’t feel you took the bottle and hogged it for yourself... cuz you’re a greedy bitch!

I’d swap you for scrabble

My first nomination is Nadia, aka Hackjaw jim duggan, aka miss jimmy hill jaw, aka sink the ****ing titanic with my jaw.

ViCtOr yOu'Re A fuckiNg CUNT bUt i'M dAnCiNg WiTh YoU! :dazzler::mad::bawling::dazzler:

Jokes are not my suite

“Finished. End. Just FINISHED.”
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