I once got banned for..
 

Have you ever been banned from your local?


Or anywhere else, like the chippy.

Or something cute like a room if someone's making you something.

I got banned from Sunday school when I was 4 yr old...45 yrs ago...for soiling my pants.

My mum came and picked me up, me weeping and stinking in the corner next to the tiny piano, itchy Sunday school shorts holding the weight of my sobbing jobby.


I'm not sure if I was technically banned, but that's the story my mum tells.

2 months for sneaking cans into a bar

dancing on the tables and being too drunk in the Archway Tavern :flutter:

Calling Scott a fat **** :bored:

ruining someones leaving surprise

Naughty..

I remember my local video arcade turned into a bar..so they knew how old I was when I had a milk round...

Anyway, my local bobby who happened to be my mate at schools dad walked in and nicked me at 16yr old..took my pint away..for evidence..HE SAID.



Booked me at the door of the place and I just turned round, walked back in and they flipping sold me another one..... (I did a milk round that involved collecting money on a friday)

Ended up hating that scenario that much that I stood up on a table and just pishe'd all over the tacky **** hole....





It's a barbers now.

Is it next week your allowed back?

Telling James that Han Solo dies.

How come nobody gets gobby describing experiences on here.....spit it out....

Talks us through the night.

Bending a teaspoon in an Italian cafe

He told me he thought you were being cryptic.

:joker:wtf:shrug::laugh:

tomorrow

Banned from local as a youngster for fighting:fist:
Banned from nightclub for smoking hash, dancing with the boss and telling him to keep his hands off me.
Banned from school:blush:

You better be telling that man of yours that he's a lucky man.:blush:


Edinburgh hash should be applauded, not discriminated against:fist:

Cherie, you said the archway...that was Sunday hun.:joker:

Smoking in a club after the smoking ban came in, got barred for 4 weeks

Quoting a book title :hmph:

i once got banned from the library

Oh, haha..

A bit like me when the poll tax came in a year early in scotland.

Locals were battling against an invading horde of hell angels in Samanthas bar...the whole street got shut off after the Edinburgh police came down with thier police dogs..me, 17yr old....pay no poll tax, pay no poll tax...like the dog understood what I was saying:shrug:


I banned myself from youthful exuberance, after finding out a dog wI'll not be the one going home with its tail.between it's legs.

From a club called off the wall for smashing a light fitting.

Blackpool wetherspoons for throwing up but it was food poisoning rather than drink

Banned from most taxi companies near me for giving them abuse
Banned from my whole town centre for 48 hours for fighting
Banned from a football club near me for being drunk and then trespassing when I was like 15

All of these involve alcohol :worry:

Banned from my whole town centre for 48 hours for fighting


The polis were taking the piss.