Shag, marry, dump in a ditch.
Paul merson. ...Robbie fowler....dave seamen....
Me I would dump Paul merson in a ditch due to his gambling addiction, he would be missed and u wouldn't want to be the one having to kill him so you would have to hide his body cause you would be hated by the public if they new you had just murdered Paul for a game...but it would be for the best for him.
I would marry robbie, a bloke who has never done drugs, but is often found in a pile of his own urine afer a night out, but you could profit from his guilt when you are in your early forties...he he is a keeper.
Which brings me to dave seamen..my secret ****...a goalkeeper...huge in stature, but slow in nature...have you seen what's made half those saves!! Just don't let robbie know when we get pregnant that daves Christian name is a double entendre, because your husbands pet name for your kid that soils it nappy wouldn't be easy to take as you watch him drunkenly change the diaper.
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