I found my first grey pube today.
 

Put me right off my McDonald's. :nono:

do they serve bottomless people there?

i just look at my phone

Is that the new Big Mac range with pubes

You were eating whilst inspecting :joker:

curly fries?

Put me off my tea too Parmy :laugh: Did you pluck it out?

Your hair is all grey isn’t it

Just the sides.:joker:

trim you pubes, it will be less noticeable
(and your dick will look bigger) :)

I'm 49, do you think that's new to me..get a grip eh.:nono:

so what are you moaning about :shrug:

A massive dangley old mans pube dripping in barbecue sauce hanging out the end of my burger in McDonald's.


Wouldn't you?

What are the workers like in McDonalds?

told you: trim them short or look for somebody who fancies salt'n'pepper pubes

I wasn't ****ing it ffs...I just unwrapped it and was just about to take a bite..when I saw it, splattered on the wrapping, half in and half out the burger..I'm like a ping pong ball down there mate...and yes, it is to make it look bigger.

I mean come on, animals and kids I can put up with, but I'm not having me being accused of ****ing a McDonald's burger...

i have a few grey chest hairs and that is quite shocking

i cant check on my back carpet

I was recommended by a friend to borrow a wax strip and stick it to your but crack as gently or firmly as you think you can suffer..

Are you a dabber in that situation?

Or do you just slap that bugger on?



Cause if you are a dabber then you know your're a hairy silver back.

This thread must be such a turn on for the ladies.

#Veet

So where do you think this offending grey pube came from ? There's no one over 20 working there ! or is there ?

Prob a grey horse.

Parm & LT: 2 Men 1 Big Mac

He uses that on his tongue

I'm the only one that got diddled today, that's for sure.