Strangest things you have had to say to children?
 

Inspired by a friends FB post about her kids. I know not all on here have kids, so this is just about young kids in general that you speak to tbh.

I am fairly sure mine is 'stop licking your brothers nostril'

Funniest one I have heard someone else have to say was 'stop trying to put buzz up the dogs bum' :umm2: :laugh:

Haha...


When I was a kid me and my brother and 2 sisters were warned to be on our best behaviour because our posh anti and uncle were coming to visit from Morningside in edinburgh...they had just alighted from thier large rover and were about to do the whole meet and greet thing when my sister ran round the corner of the house shouting "mam,mam...Stuart just **** in the tatties"

My youngest is 15 now so it's hard to remember things like that. One of the funniest things he said though was when Gav was in the chipper with him one time and he was around 3 and Gav said can I have a bag of chips please to the person serving and Luke said "and a bag of burgers".......I don't know why I find that so funny :laugh: