If you could write your own job reference....
 

What would it say?

Mine. Kate is an honest and dependable person. She makes an excellent brew.

Morgan really needs a job please be a nice person and employ him

Woke up feelin' like I just might run for President
Even if there ain't no precedent, switchin' up the messaging
I'm about to add a little estrogen
Buy my whip by myself
Pay my rent by myself
Only exes that I care about are in my ****ing chromosomes
I don't really need you, I'm Macaulay Culkin home alone
Bad bitch, diamonds in my collarbone (Yee, yee)
Buy my whip by myself
Pay my rent by myself

:joker:

"I only partly lied on my CV so if you liked what you read then there's a good chance you'll like the real deal. Only one way to find out - HIRE ME!!!"

Dear Sir or Madame

LT reminds me of a successful Chimney Sweep - he will be up your flue, in a minute or two.

Yours

LT

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

:hehe:

Cherie is punctual, articulate, and can work without supervision, beware if you cross her or you are crap at managing people because she will exact her revenge