Tibb Does The Bachelor 2019. Task 5. Tibb goes to the Movies.
 

So Debby is immune from this task and the rose ceremony to follow.

Laydies remaining are....

Debby Nancy Sabrina Fanny Eve Trixanne and Bambi

For task 5 you must design a movie poster for a new film. You make up the film Title. It must feature in some way all the above ladies and the Bachelor. Also write a brief description of the plot.

Thanks.

All entries to me by 4pm tomorrow.

Drawing again </3

whew this is gonna take some EFFORT

sabrina is READY !

I might not get this done tbh, that's a lot to do in less than 24 hours :worry:

If it gets near deadline and you know you are not going to finish I will extend.

Me myself and I

Shouldn't they have sent you back to the old peoples home by now?

I have an idea but I’m not great at photo shop also don’t know what some of the girls even look like lol

So you can beat me?

Debby Ryan to fall victim to FGM?

"KILLER EVE!" Is coming?

Debby actually submitted the winning entry this week, but she was forbidden from posting it, so that’s a shame

Post ha after

Fanny Precious Cooch

"My Precious...."

Fanny Precious Gooch is queen of Middle Earth. One day, Sabrina the Hobbit alongside her MUCH prettier Hobbit friends (Debby, Nancy, Fanny, Eve, Trixanne, and Bambi) wrote some erotic fanfiction about sexy Gollum and the queen because they were jealous.
A voice of common sense alerts the horde of Hobbits; Eve's: "Hold up, how come we're hobbits? Wouldn't it be more appropriate if I was Gandalf, since I'm a Wizard.?"
"Yes it would but the person writing this hasn't seen Lord of the Rings and if we start talking about elves we could be getting into Christmas film territory. Just accept that he's only smart enough to link the name "Precious" to Gollum and leave him alone it's not a personal attack he just thinks this is a funny link!" (Author's notes: I don't think all the girls look like hobbits and I don't think Mitchell looks like Gollum).

Queen Cooch raided Sabrina's house (reports that it was a brothel were made and Cooch is prostitutephobic) and found this fanfiction.
"Well ladies if this is what you think...." and with a wave of her wand that volcano erupted and out came Gollum. He coughed up lava onto Debby's wig and Debby burnt to death. "Oh **** we've gotta get the REAL Debby Ryan in to replace her huh?" said Queen Cooch. Bambi nodded. Cooch sighed.

After two days one of those friendly dragons (I could be on about Game of Thrones here) comes flying back to the shire with Debby Ryan. "Hey I'm best known for sleeping with a pilot, being called Jessie, and shagging Jughea-" Cooch cast a spell to shut her up.
"Yes we know who you are but we've already blown a lot of the budget just getting you to appear and we charge you by the line so shut the **** up," Cooch said.
Morgan manifested into the realm of Middle Earth to correct Debby: "actually you slept with CODY-" and then Trixanne ****ing clubs him with a brick or something.
"Wow thanks we were gonna need to fork out a lot of money we don't have to fix the fourth wall that got broken," said Cooch.
"Oh I only did that because I'm so sick of him winning every challenge. He's too good and the only way we can beat him is murder," says Trixanne.
"But he's not even competing this round. Besides, you'll need to be imprisoned for murder," said Cooch.
"That's fair. I'm probably going home next anyway," Trixanne admitted.

"Right so you girls forgot to remember that I don't have legs so no I can't do Doggy Style so we got to get rid of fifty pages of this script," Cooch dictated.

"get prosthetics you listy bitch," sabrina said, wanting creative freedom over her IP.

"we have no money you skank since we blew it all on Debby," Cooch reminded Sabrina. Middle Earth doesn't have free health care so that's why they need money for fake legs.

"oh yea ok sorry your highness >.<" Sabrina said.

"Right well how do we make the story work if you can't shag Gollum the way we envisioned?" asked Nancy.

"Well let's go backwards!" Cooch proposes.

"Easy for Sabrina," hisses Trixanne, making a potentially ableist joke.

"**** off jailbird," bites Sabrina.

"Right well anyway as I was gonna say let's make the fim poster first and go in reverse!" Cooch was so full of great ideas. Much like her talented inventor.

"okay date - February 30th haha!"
"sure! what year?"
"it's not a real da-"
"anyway let's have gollum...."
"and he's holding the ring! PRECIOUS :hugesmile:"
"Yes but how do we signify that it's Cooch?"
"We could have a faded image of a vagina in the background,"
"or we could have her on her stool she's always #perched on emerging from the ring!"
"Mary Poppins' bag teas"

"ENNNOOOUGGHHHHH!!!!" queefed Fanny Precious Cooch. "YOU JUST COST US 50 MILLION CASTAR WITH THAT REFERENCE YOU ****** **** ***** *****!!!"
"And I oop," said Eve.

"Right well we've murdered a boy and his hobbitsona, we broke the fourth wall, I think I might've melted a few hundred villages by causing a volcanic eruption, and we've got this American celeb just.... here, whittling corn in the background. I also don't know the spell to unmute her so we'll probably need to pay for that surgery...." Cooch thought aloud.
"Wow if only we had a Wizard. that could undo such spell!" Eve sarcastically remarked. She would've been murdered there and then if they weren't all in a massive ****storm as is.

"So basically we went over budget and we've not even brought in the bachelor for his voice acting.... we're at a loss," Cooch wondered long and hard about the next step.

"People are DEAD!" Bambi cried, cradling Morgan and Ms. Ryan's corpses, watching towns aflame from the window.

"oh **** that means no one's gonna be alive to watch this film," said Cooch.

"Look I have a hidden camera in the corner... don't ask, I was trying to start a bootleg "Real Housewives of Middle Earth" by filming our daily antics... but it did just capture a volcanic eruption, murder, drama, and had strong female leads...." Sabrina spoke sense, eluding to a film regarding the misadventures of realising "The Precious" the way she had set out to portray it.

"Wow Sabs! That idea is almost as cheap as you!" said Eve.

"Shut it faker! We got a film poster, the footage, and an A-list celebrity - me. We also got Debby Ryan and I think some people from the 2000s might be interested in her so yeah, we got all the components of a good film. And we don't need to worry about editing it all together. We could easily make a lot of money off this!" said Sabrina.

"Uh yeah but again, we don't have the Bachelor...." said Nancy.

"Well Gollum hasn't spoken yet so we can just say Mitchell voiced him but he didn't have lines!" Sabrina said.

Gollum was about to speak.
"DO SOMETHING!!" shouted Cooch, eyeing the camera.
Sabrina smashed Gollum's head in with the hidden camera.

"I meant turn it off you ****ing dimwit now we got another dead body to deal with" said Cooch.

"Oh well, good things come in threes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" shrugged Sabrina, noting the three dead bodies. "Plus no one cares about him so no need for coroners or anything."

"Wow Sabby that was hardcore," remarked Bambi.

"What can I say, I'm goth," confirmed Sabrina.

"Guys... half of this footage is obscured by the kitchen tap," examined Cooch, watching the footage.

The HobGals gathered around the camera, noting the ****ty quality but potential nonetheless. Together, they inherited their inner Jo Brand and uttered, "**** it, that'll do", and just like that, "My Precious (fanny cooch)" was released in all Middle Earth cinemas to critical acclaim. They forgot to edit out the actual murders and so only Bambi, Eve, and Nancy walked away free of charge. Cooch got beheaded for treason. that's right mr mitchell bachelor, Cooch betrayed her country for you! the best way you can repay her is to let her win this round - she died for you.
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Eve Elle

Nancy Dell'Oreo

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6 Singletons and a Deer

- 6 single women and their pet deer are all after one thing - the forum stud, Mitchell Philgrant. This movie follows their adventures as they will not stop at anything to get what they want, and especially as they are fighting for sloppy seconds from Mitchell’s previous lovers - Kazanne, Livia, Chuff, Morgan, Stacey and Josy.

Rated 18.

I awoke at 1.30 am to find these three ^^^ entries in my inbox and laughed so much at all of them I couldn't get back to sleep. :hugesmile:

Just Sabrina Trixanna and Bambi to submit entries now :hugesmile:

Trixanna Fanny Fluttaire

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Fierce!

This is the image I want to use but unfortunately I can't add writing to it so you will have to accept this xxx

My movie is called Fierce.

It's set on the african plain.

A group of tourists including a man called Mitchell and a group of girls are thrown into chaos when their jeep driver is shockingly shot dead by a group of poachers. The jeep comes to a sudden halt in amongst some of the most fierce animals such as lions and cheetahs. Everyone is terrified. The poachers come running over to the jeep Mitchell and the girls know they must make their bid for freedom and run away quick. Only the lionesses around them spot what's happening and start eating each girl one by one but they don't seem to target Mitchell. He knows he has the power to save just one girl. But who will it be...

Sorry Mitchell this is awful I'm not feeling very well today so I have utterly failed this task but this was the best I could come up with based on a animal documentary I watched recently it was called Madagascar and it had a lion called Alex in it and a hippo called Gloria. It was such a beautiful documentary I didn't know animals could talk let alone sing. But I found it all very inspiring and emotional xxx

:joker:

A lot of these are so cute

Sent!

Bambi Don Perignon

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[I]Following her dismissal from a high profile reality television show, a deranged young woman (Bambi Don Perignon) lures her ex cast mates to her home by telling them they will be the stars of a lavish reunion show.

What they do not know is that they are going to be the unwilling stars of a brand new type of show and if they lose their spot, they lose their lives as well.

Bobbit him bambi.

And Sabrina SENDS just before the deadline! Leave the best till last, they say x