Muggy Michael & his bore
 

I really like Michael at the beginning and cannot understand for a second why he dumped the gorgeous Amber for the sour faced bore he is currently hooked up with

I know they are not getting much air time as a couple but I suspect that is due to her being the most bland and uninteresting girl to ever enter the villa

I dont know if Michael would stick with her on the outside, but I hope he knows he lost the 50k because he dumped the prettiest girl on the island for a sad sack of nothingness

The blandness of her face in contrast to Amber's smile is so stark, it makes me think Michael has a sight issue

I also dont think I have seen him laugh once with the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzJoanna