New James Bond 2nd agent : to be a Black Woman
 

It's not doctor who they dont regenerate so makes no sense

This is obviously just to wind some easily susceptible people up
Even if it's true she's just taking the number not actually becoming Jane Bond

ITS APPLE MAC GONE MaD!

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Thread title is pretty misleading

Did anyone even read the article? :hehe:.

James Bond is still the lead of the film but he's brought out of retirement. This is the new agent with the code 007, but won't be called James Bond. She's not even the lead of the film, let alone the "new James Bond". I'd imagine if she's popular as (what will clearly be) the sidekick in this upcoming film, she might get a spin-off. But they're not making bold moves here, just dipping their toes in the water and poking some fun at the people who they know would be outraged (and will probably still manage to be outraged that James Bond isn't 007 any more and the new 007 - a completely different character and not the title role - is a black woman)

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...she isn’t anyone’s ‘assistant’ though, Arista...she’s another agent who is given his code name but she’s not James Bond obviously...but she’s an equal agent...there is no mention of assistant...

I mean technically if he's being brought out of retirement to help, and she's the new full time 007, doesn't that make him HER assistant? :think:

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Madame

...you’re a star, Arista..:lovedup:..

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If this is true then thats me not watching any films with a woman in the 007 role. Black is fine but not a woman. Idris Elba for the role when Craig has had enough :hehe:

....hmmmm, well if he’s technically retired...and she’s been given his operative name...that would make her something like ‘...O07, The Agent Who Used To Be James Bond’...and he would be freelance../..like a consultant...or maybe a rogue agent..?...

In other news...I've got an ingrown toenail.

...(..you’ve made me think about this..:laugh:...)...but yeah he can’t be her assistant if he doesn’t work there anymore...he’s a special consultant or whatever...

how can you still get "women" and "woman" confused

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007 stays a man
with a 2nd Agent as Black Lady

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Well... no... James Bond stays a man, but James Bond isn't 007 any more (retired - LAZY!), and the new 007 is a black woman.

Criiiiinge. We watch James Bond for [lisping whinge voice]toxic masculinity[/lisping whinge voice] - we wanna see him shoot bad guys, get off with hot women, and drive cool cars. We don't want to see the worst part of Captain Marvel moping around, when that screentime could be spent on better things.

If they're going with this storyline, why not choose someone hot?

Just bin this Fleabag rubbish.

..:laugh:...a license to spill/the tea on his tips, tricks, gadgets etc...

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