Bin cheese hand.
 

I was just sorting out the green bins, and due to several days of extreme heat there is some sort of foul cheesey gubbins on one of the bags and it touched my hand.

The smell of this stuff was unreal.

I've scrubbed, and scrubbed and scrubbed. First with soap, then disinfectant. I've tried toothpaste, and even bleach.

There is still a faint smell of bin cheese on my hand??

I don't know what to do. How do I get rid of the smell without just cutting off my hand?

Tomato ketchup.

Ghost semen I think

I'm not falling for that old chestnut again.

Rub your hands with lemon juice

Rub your hands with coffee, beans or ground, until the smell is gone, then a normal wash

It's no your hand, it's the hairs up your nostrils you have to clean now that smells got up it.

Good job he didn't get it on his face.

I found some "strawberry laces" scented hand sanitizer in a drawer and it did the trick :omgno:. And I was this close to wanking off nearly headless nick.

You need some swarfega or for convenience just make up a scrub with salt and lemon juice.