My tea on Tulisa and Beyonce
 

Beyonce wishes she could have a voice Like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could have a career like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could be in a group like Tulisa
Beyonce Wishes she could have hair like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could have a body like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could have clothes like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could get men like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could have freinds like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she was beautiful like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she was iconic like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she smelt like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she was Tulisa

And I'm not being funny but if Beyonce pulled up by me in a car and asked for directions I'd tell her to **** off

Also If I saw Beyonce park on double yellow lines why she went to get her morning papers, I'd let down her tyres

This is embarrassing.

Yeah I’m sure a successful multi-millionare wishes she was like some chav from a critically panned music group, who now can’t even reach the charts.

Tulisa would pull up to you on a moped and steal your phone

Realistically Adam would put up next to her and she would tell him how much she charges.

Solo number 1's this decade

Beyonce - 0
Tulisa - 1

http://i.imgur.com/hM5OdCP.gif

This actually says a lot about you, disgusting post full of jealousy

Most Cringeworthy Thread Award goes to...

Doctor, I think he’s concussed

Ok.

Sorry but who is tulipsa?

The bloke she sucked off in that videos pet name for her?

The only tea here is the stuff Tulisa is making in her new job as an office tea maker

Tulisa wishes she could suck dick like Beyonce.

This is pathetic and beyond embarrassing. :joker:

Only Jordan knows the truth

I mean Beyonce married the ugliest man in the world for his money #Golddigger

Like she needed his money :laugh2:

And Tulisa sucked off Simon Cowell for his money and got axed in favour of Sharon Osbourne.

Well that is factually incorrect

It's factually fact of the factual variety.

:joker: