I met tiff from eastenders last Sunday morning.
 

I had spent saturday evening in the prince edward pub in hackney wick after watching west ham in the afternoon..I enjoyed the live pop up set from some reggae bloke ( he sang jamaica jamaica live)...amazing.

I was skanking so much I forgot about my last train home so ended up wandering round hackney/hackney wick on my own for 4 hours..I slept on a roundabout in amongst the bushes for a couple of hours cause I couldn't walk no more and was starting to feel uneasy in my surroundings ..

Anyway got the morning train at West ham and tiff was sat beside me...she had been clubbing...I would have taken a photo but we both looked a bit rough so we just chatted...nice girl and very very attractive in real life...even with her hair all over the place.

Aww I like Tiff.

You slept where???!!

In the middle of a roundabout in Hackney wick...

Lmao this is amazing :clap1:

Was the West Ham game good? And what did you talk about with Tiff?

The first half had 4 goals in it...the 2nd half none..unfortunately we left with a.minute or so to go forgetting the match was to be decided on penalties so missed them...but the hammers lost the shoot out so no harm done...

We were talking a lot about southend for some strange reason..

Yes she's nice Parmy,it's surprising who you meet on your travels.:wavey:

Hi kaz..it is...and the state some of them are in when I meet them as well...

Bloody alkies half of them.:nono:

:laugh: I can imagine Parmy , nothing worse than a drunk when you are sober :laugh:

I got into a fight on saturday night as well...some ex
ukranian Soldier i had been chatting to over google translator tried nicking my fags...I don't think he was ex military at all..

Bloody hell Parmy,you live a colourful life, always keep you fags in your inside pocket, bloody tea leaves.

i was having beers with a well known comedian once, the toilet was down a flight of stairs which he fell all the way down on a visit ... the whole bar roared with laughter :laugh:

i wouldnt normally bother but he had been chatting away for ages and i popped to the toilet and caught him with my cigs in his hand skulking out the door...i must admit i lost my temper and smacked him one and took my cigs back purely cause im fed up being mugged off in london..

haha..my pal met barry cryer in the pub one day...he went up to him and said are you barry cryer..he said yes...my mate said say something funny to prove it.....barry said, i cant just say something funny like that.....my mate said.....christ, it really is you.....


he left in the huff, bloody cant take a joke, joker.

About 10 years ago, I saw her having a strop in Sainsbury’s with her mum :joker:

I love Tiff, she's stunning and seems like she's fun to hang out with

Ooh Parm is quite handsome here.

You slept on a roundabout?

Yes..it's was either that or Victoria Park. ..I got spooked walking through there at half 2 though...so exited sharpish.

I kinda met her briefly last year in brighton, we were in a queue for a toilet at brighton festival and I (being a bit tipsy) was like omg that's tiffany and she heard me and was like "yep hello" :skull:

There are so many people who say they've been in the military and haven't at all